**Note from Editor: This post has literally nothing to do with anything. And it was, like, really hard to edit. Take heed to my advice, reader. With that said, read on, if you dare…
Yeah, you heard me, bah humbug.
“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.” I am poetically quoting Charles Dickens. Without further ado, let the fun begin!
Wait whoops this isn’t fun it’s a stupid story about… you’ll see…
Man school is terrible! It’s like they’re torturing me already! I have
a ton of wait, my teachers would prolly probably want me to say a metric tonne of homework. Lucky Wing I am so sorry for your predicament, I suffer alongside you. Except for the fact that I’m in Junior High and you’re, like, a freshman? Sophomore?
Anyway, I was cranky in the morning because my alarm as set for P.M not A.M! So my dad woke me up in the middle of a great dream about guinea pigs:
Don’t ask. Just… don’t. Anyway my day was actually good, except for History class, that was so boring I could cry it was about F.D.R and the Great Depression. On the bright side, for Christmas I got 3 adorable puppies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ouch so many exclamation points.
So those who had to suffer with History lessons and Mathematics, sorry. Merry no happy New Year 2018 to all!
Bah, humbug. God bless us, everyone!
OMGoodness, this should have been posted on my personal blog. Go read a book.